Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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