is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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