can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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