Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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