Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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