Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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