Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize