Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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