I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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