I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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