There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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