I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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