As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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