I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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