But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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