Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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