i think i have herpe
just one?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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