I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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