I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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