i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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