I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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