no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
