I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
time to smoke my breakfast
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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