Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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