Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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