I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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