also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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