The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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