fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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