did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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