So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
