Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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