I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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