After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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