i barfeds in our rink
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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