i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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