ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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