And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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