Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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