Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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