and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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