He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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