im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
being pregnant is like rehab
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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