It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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