I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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