I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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