like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just made my gag reflex go away.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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