Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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