Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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