I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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