weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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