I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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