oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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