Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The best revenge is premature balding
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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